008. Friday night happy hour.
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Fellow perusers of the cloutgeist, welcome to the vibiest Friday HH🍻 on the interwebs.
Weary from a wild week? Eager to dive headfirst into the weekend? Why don’t you join us at the @BitsTODAY lounge? We’ve got a great patio out back and the best beers on the block(chain). Plus, we’re bumping the hottest track of the week (and the first big hit song all about BitClout, to our knowledge): Go listen to BitClout by @ClayPerryMusic (thanks to @bitnews, a mainstay of our #hottips channel, who turned us on to this one).
Anywho, come right in and let’s have ourselves a good time — if there’s one thing we do better than churning out 💧s, it’s putting on a good ol’ fashioned happy hour.
Guest cover bit design (intro) by @Vaporwave
https://bitclout.com/u/VaporWave
Diamondhands’ drops 💎
#1 BuzzClout
We hope you’re not too deep into your Friday night boozing yet to appreciate some stats re: what’s what on the clout. In partnership with @bitcloutsignal, here’s an exclusive look at the most reclouted posts from this week. This is what the buzz is all about; do y’all spot a trend?
#2 What’s on the menu tonight?
We’re glad you asked. Sure, we’ve got bar snacks and truffle fries (shoestring obviously — we will die on this hill). But BitClout also offers a whole lot more than that. For our main course tonight, we’re looking forward to @samiudell’s “Burgers and BitClout.” How’d we get turned on to @samiudell? She made BitClout history this week with @renatavc, who hosted the first ever #AMAclout session. Here’s a bit more from @renatavc:
“Sami is a celebrity chef in LA who’s served Nick Jonas, Priyanka Chopra, 2 Chainz and more. Sami wears many hats; as a chef and an entrepreneur, she discussed her approach to managing a business while also perfecting her art with @renatavc and question askers from across BitClout. Here’s our favorite question as of now from @Baltzer: ‘Have you ever turned down a potential client/customer? If yes, why?’”
We highly encourage you head over to this #AMAclout to read Sami’s answer, whether tonight with a cocktail in hand or tomorrow morning with a strong coffee.
#3 BitClout Bazaar
Come one, come all to the BitClout Bazaar. We loved covering the up and comers on Wednesday. So tonight? We’re dropping by the tide pools again in the Friday eve moonlight.
We’ll admit it, deep in cyberspace, we get a little starry-eyed over digital artwork. So tonight we’re showing some love to the videographers and photographers reminding us of our three dimensional reality, and just how beautiful that world outside our monitor can be, too. Thank you to @gemt33 for the hot tips.
@lostinayaland: a travel videographer and photographer with a gorgeous take on the planet, surreal color grading, and powerful storytelling to boot. @lostinayaland seeks to bring awareness to the destinations she films and photographs, focusing on conservation and on telling real human stories.
Middle-right is a mood.
2. @grizzleearts: a photographer and film director with a moody vibe and a talent for composition. They’ve captured the likes of Beyonce, Snoh Aalegra, Rich the Kid, and Zhu.
3. @szjanko: an underwater photographer and videographer documenting the raw beauty of the ocean. Sure, we’ve swum with a couple of whales, but how about free-diving with sharks?
@whalesharkdotpro that you?
#4 The Cloutato benefit concert… on the moon?
Remember @Cloutato? We almost don’t either. After all, it’s been about an eon since our first edition, in which we covered the provenance of this great tater. And since then? Things went dark. The ‘tato-chain was broken. Someone was holding this carby-boi hostage. And the @sherlockholmes account isn’t yet active to save us.
Lucky for you, we’ve been keeping up with the action. And we’ve got the inside scoop too. A few days back, @BitClout500 revealed they were the culprits holding @Cloutato hostage. Where? We should have guessed: The Moon 🌙.
@cloutato is straight up not having a good time right now.
Since then, @BitClout500 has been close to the vest with their plans (and even took @moonboi_ hostage after he tried to negotiate a release for Cloutato). So we reached out to them to see if we could get the exclusive scoop. What are their demands? 1,000 BitClout?
Wrong. Even bigger. @BitClout500 has informed us they will release @Cloutato if and only if the BitCloutBoys play a private concert for all BitClouters. On the moon, no less.
@BitCloutBoys, they say y’all have 24 HRs to respond… don’t shoot the messenger. @JakeUdell, you the lead vocalist here? We’re sure @BitClout500 will have more details on their account soon. But hey, a BitConcert… or even a BitJam if you will, would be dope, right? Maybe we’ll even see the Cryptonauts there too?
This absolute masterpiece is brought to you courtesy of @bitclout500
#5 Bitclout-adjacent general absurdity
Before we go, here’s some more general absurdity to enjoy for your weekend from @ekimkaya.
Review: “five stars. spearmint air freshener and knows the quickest route to the moon. “
What do you all think? Is the 🐕🐕 bubble bullish or bearish for cryptos overall?
Uh oh. It’s last call already here at the @BitsTODAY happy hour. We’ll take your last order for the night and bring you the bill to come to: 0.1 $bitsTODAY. Don’t forget to leave us a tip, too, though we prefer #hottips in our Discord over your filthy fiat. Join our Discord server here.
We hope you have a wonderful night,
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